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Looks Like Trump Hole Punch
Product Description
The Presidential Punch
Love him or not— you'll definitely want to punch through paper with the Trump Punch.
It’s your chance to Make Hole-Punching Great Again (MHGA)!
Whether you're into bold office supplies or quirky collectibles, this heavy-duty novelty punch delivers satire with every squeeze. Featuring a sturdy 1/4" image, it powers cleanly through up to 10 sheets of paper or thin plastic.
Built to Last
- Handmade in the USA
- Perfect for confetti, party favors, or adding flair to loyalty cards
- Each item is crafted by hand — quantities are limited
Ready to put some presidential power in your paperwork or your Loyalty Program (buy 4 get the fifth free)?
Get your Trump Punch today from Online River — because Red or Blue (or Canada) - you'll be happy to punch-out his shape.
What about other Presential Punches - there are 47 presidencies (45 people)? Sure...just ask and we can custom build them.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This is a parody product and is not affiliated with any political figure, past or present nor political party or movement except MHGA (Make Hole-Punching Great Again). Names and likenesses are used for satirical purposes only and do not imply endorsement or association.
