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Trump Punch
Product Description
The Presidential Punch
Love him or hate him— you'll definitely want to punch him with the Trump Punch.
It’s your chance to Make Hole-Punching Great Again (MHGA). Whether you're into bold office supplies or quirky collectibles, this heavy-duty novelty punch delivers satire with every squeeze. Featuring a sturdy 3/8" image, it powers cleanly through up to 10 sheets of paper or thin plastic.
Built to Last
- Handmade in the USA
- Perfect for confetti, party favors, or adding flair to loyalty cards
- Each item is crafted by hand — quantities are limited
Ready to put some presidential power in your paperwork?
Get your Trump Punch today from Online River — because Red or Blue, it's the one time it's okay to punch him!
⚠️ Disclaimer: This is a parody product and is not affiliated with any political figure, past or present. Names and likenesses are used for satirical purposes only and do not imply endorsement or association.
